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    The Great Splendini

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    If you're not John Lennon, you suck

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:57 am

    Haha, TBJ has a chinese intern moderator trying to weasel his way up the food chain.

    that's just the kind of moderator you assholes deserve.



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:58 am

    there's room at the top they are telling you still
    but first you must learn how to smile when you kill
    if you want to be like the folks on the hill


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:02 pm

    I don't believe in I-Ching
    I don't believe in the Bible
    I don't believe in Tarot
    I don't believe in Hitler
    I don't believe in Jesus
    I don't believe in the Kennedys
    I don't believe in Buddha
    I don't believe in mantra
    I don't believe in yoga
    I don't believe in kings
    I don't believe in Elvis
    I don't believe in Zimmerman
    I don't believe in the Beatles
    I just believe in me


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Nov 03, 2012 1:30 pm

    you gotta run
    you gotta hide
    you gotta keep your woman satisfied
    you know it's hard

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Nov 04, 2012 4:07 pm

    well I tried so hard

    to stay alive

    but the angel of destruction

    keeps on hounding me

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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:06 am

    Lennon was a great songwriter, sure. But, like a little someone someone around here, he was also a bit too far up his own ass.

    And on that note, here's a list of places you should consider relocating to.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_uninhabited_regions

    Just give it the old "eeny meeny miny mo", pack a bag and skip off...
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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Nov 05, 2012 1:15 am

    I eeny-meenied it for you, cuz this just *can't* wait.

    Here's what came up:

    Nomans Land Island



    Nomans Land (also mapped "No Man's Land"[1] or "No Mans Land"[2] or "No Man's island")[3] is an uninhabited island 612 acres (2.477 km²) in size, located in the town of Chilmark, Dukes County, Massachusetts, USA.[4] It is situated about three miles (5 km) off the southwest corner of the island of Martha's Vineyard.

    The island likely has unexploded ordnance dating from its role as a practice bombing range from 1943-1996.[3] Consequently, the island is closed to the public.


    It's *perfect*. The unexploded ordinance is just icing on the cake. You could probably get a fisherman to drop you off. A raggedy tent and a case of baked beans should be plenty enough to get you started. Finally, a place you can call *home*.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:02 pm

    He's a real nowhere man

    Living in Noman's land

    I see you came out of your coffin for more abuse?

    Well, you come to the right place, partner.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Mon Nov 05, 2012 2:04 pm

    "I love cheese. I stick motherfuckin' provolone in my socks at night so my feet smell like your sister's CROTCH in the morning."
    - Sopranos

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Nov 06, 2012 12:31 am

    I was gonna do this in the Gip Rossettie thread, but now I guess I'll do it here.

    I was merely *inviting* you to my home.

    Cuz the Mayflower brought the Devil aboard...

    as you damn well already know


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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:16 am

    Yeah i got some other blood.


    I'm a white man, and I dominated you a long time ago.



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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:20 am

    Ok, such a situation. Where so much "yang" went into so much "yin"

    According to oriental thought.

    What's the result of that?

    If you are a chink, just please before you do a karma check with the white man, please just ask

    The Vietnamese.

    The Tibetans, Turks, Mongols, blah blah blah who you have karma with. You know, ur NEIGHBORS.

    Once you get *that* all sorted out, then come talk to us whites.

    Ultimate WHITE MAN: Psioncy!

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:13 am

    Hey m'fkr, it's in *America* yeah?

    Be a patriarch.

    Of ur Roman descent!


    Or is it slav?

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:55 pm

    hey sciency,

    do us all a fucking favor and prelude your posts with how many gin & tonics you've consumed in the last 15 minutes.

    especially if you post between 1 am and 5 am.

    so we know that we should particularly avoid reading your drivel.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:57 pm

    yeah, lennon is full of himself.

    i'm full of myself.

    i think you said once that buddha was full of himself.

    the fact is that people are so petty that anyone who farts too loud is perceived and accused of being full of themselves.

    fuck you and your monkey.

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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Nov 06, 2012 9:19 pm

    My liquor intake can only be measured in empties. There's no "tonic" in my gin, just straight up liquor out of the bottle, and many of them.

    Drunk dialing sprees. I just go right down the list. (I delete the numbers of anyone I truly care about) I even have some vague recollection of getting into with an ex lover last night. Her BF got on the phone to bitch me out and then I got into it with him. I think I was even mocking his accent Razz I don't feel bad about that though. When that girl was trying to get money off me a few weeks ago she "didn't have a BF". So I'm just reciprocating with some scummy behavior of my own to keep the karmic accounts all neat and balanced.

    Other people I *do* owe apologies to. Apologizing has become quite routine to me, and frankly I'm getting kinda bored with it. Treating it as a cut-and-dry process, I can come off rather rash, like "I'm sorry for whatever I did or said to you while I was intoxicated. You have 10 seconds to accept or reject this apology." Then the timer starts. If no decision has been reached by the count of 10, I withdraw the apology. Permanently.

    I really have no patience for people who get off on lingering. It's just so shitty and stupid.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Nov 07, 2012 8:07 am

    Hey Sciency, I have a confession.

    I started reading your last post, but then I realized that it's all about YOU, so I had to stop myself.

    For a guy who accuses everyone of being full of themselves, your posts are awfully self-centered.

    And quite frankly, I don't give a fuck about YOU.

    Cause you haven't done shit for me.




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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Nov 07, 2012 11:53 am

    Getting back to my topic, which is much more relevant than your drinking habits.

    Lennon wasn't just a great songwriter.

    He used his talent to get famous. And then he used his fame to try to raise people's consciousness.

    He was operating on a higher level of consciousness than the average asshole.

    Rather than sitting around thinking about if the redskins are going to beat the spread this week, he sat around thinking about world peace and no countries and shit that would make the world a much different place.

    That combination of fame + higher level of consciousness scared the shit out of the matrix.

    That's why the CIA was after him and maybe that's why he was killed.

    So again, fuck you and fuck your monkey.


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Nov 10, 2012 3:56 am

    Did you say sometihg, u lennon-sucker?

    Why u worship that faggot? Everytime somebody says something its about themselve.

    But u neglect EVERY OTHER PERSON to focus on that cocksucker.

    Why don't u two get married, and live forever in eternilal miss?

    I will kick his ass in front of urs first, then fk ur wife. U pissant!

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:32 am

    Ha Ha, you feeling neglected?

    If your mother doesn't give a shit about you, why should anyone else?

    Now, shut the fuck up. I need inspiration. Not perspiration.

    Just like little girls and boys
    Playing with their little toys
    Seems like all we really were doing
    Is waiting for loooooooooooooooove



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Nov 10, 2012 10:58 am

    you may say i'm a dreamer
    but i'm not the only one
    i hope some day you join us
    and the world will be as one



    imagine all the people
    sharing all the world


    this is not a song. it's the anti-matrix anthem.

    it's the fucking Bible.

    he might have been channelling God when he wrote that one.

    Maybe. just maybe.

    step up your game, sigh'n see.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Nov 10, 2012 5:31 pm

    Psioncy wrote: Everytime somebody says something its about themselve.

    But u neglect EVERY OTHER PERSON to focus on that cocksucker.

    not exactly.

    some people master the art of drawing energy to themselves more than others.

    vampires.

    with unholy hungers.

    and you fucking hate it when the conversation isn't about YOU.

    don't you?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sun Nov 11, 2012 1:21 pm

    Psioncy wrote:

    I will kick his ass in front of urs first, then fk ur wife. U pissant!

    why do you want to fuck everybody's wife?

    did your daddy fuck off on your mommy with a cheap ho?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Nov 13, 2012 3:37 pm

    Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can’t do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do.
    © Apple Inc, “Think Different” ad campaign

    {Lennon was in the ad)

    So again. FUCK YOU.


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