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    The Great Splendini

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    are most relationships shit?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:38 am

    went out with a married couple.

    the guy was fucking hounding his wife about the driving the whole way.

    and the guy wants to fucking hang out with ME practically every fucking day.

    can't he have a conversation with his fucking wife?

    do people just CO-EXIST, but barely fucking tolerate each other?

    not me. SPLENDINI be PACKING his fucking bags if he be part of the fucking furniture.

    up your wazoos, mothafuckas.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: are most relationships shit?

    Post  Psioncy on Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:09 pm

    Just play along until you get an opportunity to bang his wife.

    She'll give you the signal eventually, so keep an eye out. pirat

    The Great Splendini

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    Re: are most relationships shit?

    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:06 am

    Hey sciency, you wanna bang my wife?

    Go right ahead.

    But I'm warning you. Her titties weigh 12 pounds. She'll crush your fucking skull with them.

    Be careful what you wish for, you slimeball.



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    silkywave3

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    Hahaha

    Post  silkywave3 on Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:02 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:Hey sciency, you wanna bang my wife?

    Go right ahead.

    But I'm warning you. Her titties weigh 12 pounds. She'll crush your fucking skull with them.
    Be careful what you wish for, you slimeball.



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