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    The Great Splendini

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    Fuck the Rolling Stones

    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:51 pm

    I used to listen to them. I admit it. But you live, you learn.

    Their latest song is affectionately called "Doom and Gloom".

    And amidst images of war and the financial collapse and poverty in their video, Mick the Dick Jagger swerves his hips and invites viewers to "dance with me, baby".

    You never thought doom and gloom could be so cool and sexy, did you?

    Buy it NOW on itunes and support the lizard people's sick agenda and make these idiots even more insanely wealthy by creating this sick music while you work your ass off to pay the bills with an honest living.

    dance with me, baby!


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    Post  silkywave3 on Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:08 pm

    The Great Splendini wrote:I used to listen to them. I admit it. But you live, you learn.

    Their latest song is affectionately called "Doom and Gloom".

    And amidst images of war and the financial collapse and poverty in their video, Mick the Dick Jagger swerves his hips and invites viewers to "dance with me, baby".

    You never thought doom and gloom could be so cool and sexy, did you?

    Buy it NOW on itunes and support the lizard people's sick agenda and make these idiots even more insanely wealthy by creating this sick music while you work your ass off to pay the bills with an honest living.

    dance with me, baby!

    They have the power to get rid of the stupid rules.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Feb 02, 2013 12:30 pm

    good point.
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    Post  Psioncy on Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:41 am

    Rolling Stones produced a lot of crap, but their hits were masterpieces. So, as per usual, FUPI.

    That's my netcronym, saves time.

    FUPI

    I should be able to get a lot more shit done now that I dont' have to write that out.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:02 am

    yeah, they're masterpieces because they're channeling the anti-christ.

    just like hildegard von bingen is channeling GOD in her music.

    so that's what i'm listening to now.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:34 am

    Stairway to Heaven is another masterpiece!

    Nobody knows what the song means.

    Even Robert Plant doesn't know what it means.

    He was high on Johhny Walker and crack cocaine and the Devil infested his armpits when he wrote the song.

    It's too creepy for my blood.






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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:08 am

    yeah, i know the stones music sounds pretty cool.

    but if you sing along to "who killed the kennedys it was you and me" in the shower, you're a bonehead.

    by the way, STONE is a code name for Satan.

    Rolling STONEs.

    Dylan "like a rolling STONE"

    STONE temple pilots

    Oliver STONE

    Sharon STONE

    In the film about making a deal with the devil "Shortcut to Happiness", the guy's name is Jabez STONE.

    There was a film called STONE a couple years back with DeNiro.

    It's all over the place.

    STONE.

    Hey mothafuckas, get fucked. Get STONEd.



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:34 am

    I know it's only rock'n'roll but i like it.

    NO.

    It's NOT only rock'n'roll

    It's poison

    for the soul.

    And I don't like it.

    Splendini be smackin' you up some more, bitches.

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:21 am

    sympathy for your sister's ass.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Feb 07, 2013 9:24 pm

    If you listen to Green Day's album Uno, these are all the lovely inspirational words you get to listen to.

    And if you sing along, it's even better!


    Breaking down, crash and burn, death, kill, blowout, bomb, detonate, death, breaking down, bloody murder, bomb, detonate, death, repulsive, burns, break, stomach churn, sick and tired, breaking, bomb threat, detonate, break, blowout, battle, die, die, killing, broken, battle, die, die, killing, killing, battle, die, die, battle, die, die, stepping in shit, punched in the face, sick, death, blood, bullet, killing, death, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, shoot, wars, blood, bullet, killing, death, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, hold him underwater, drowns, wars, shoot, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, shoot, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, kill, shoot, shoot, death, nervous wreck, crash, crash, crash, break, crushed, I'm a mess, nervous wreck, crash, crash, crash, nervous wreck, taking down all my enemies, useless, funeral, slammed in your face, cruel, crushing, crime, crazy, crazy, crazy, insane, slammed in your face, cruel, crushing, crazy, crazy, crazy, insane, slammed in your face, cruel, crushing, crime, crazy, crazy, crazy, insane, heart attack, cardiac arrest, crack your cranium, burn, shot, death, heart attack, cardiac arrest, burn, killing, bloody, break, break, stab, cut, blood, hit, dead, stab, cut, bloody, killing, bloody, break, break, stab, fight, knives, break, broken, death, break, break, break, break, break

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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:29 pm

    Sympathy for the Devil:
    1 - chronicles historical atrocities
    2 - the devil who is speaking through mick jagger takes credit in the part he played for the atrocities
    3 - the devil blames YOU the rolling stone fan high on crack listening to the song for empowering him to commit the atrocities (after all, it was YOU and me)

    so yeah, it is a masterpiece. if you take the time to actually think about what you're listening to.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:45 pm

    this is another really creepy one. I can't remember the band...

    Californication

    Psychic spies from China
    Try to steal your mind's elation

    Born and raised by those who praise
    Control of population everybody's been there
    and
    I don't mean on vacation

    Destruction leads to a very rough road
    But it also breeds creation
    And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
    They're just another good vibration
    And tidal waves couldn't save the world
    From Californication




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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Feb 08, 2013 9:09 pm

    Sympathy for the Devil is nothing less than the Devil's Manifesto.

    She's telling us that she's hell-bent on destruction and that many of us are witting or unwitting accomplices in her dirty deeds.

    So to finish off today's sermon, let us now turn to the wise words of The Indigo Girls in their masterpiece song 'Prince of Darkness'.

    my place is of the sun
    and this place is the dark
    by grace, my sight grows stronger
    and i will not be a pawn for the prince of darkness
    any longer


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    Post  Psioncy on Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:54 am

    FFS would you STFU already?

    HELL makes way better music than Heaven, and what's more you *know* it!

    What, you want to drone out kissass hymns for eternity?

    I don't see Gospel or Jeebus Rock topping the charts, do you?

    No, you don't, and there's a damned good reason.

    Heaven is *boring*, dude.

    Just like Faery Tales, songs need some kick, some conflict, some dark side, to deliver.

    So show a little more appreciation, cuz the way you're mouthing off right now doesn't bode well for you at all.

    Remember that Hell is *all* about

    Location, Location, LOCATION!





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    Post  The Great Splendini on Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:15 am

    That's right mothafucka.

    And that's where you're heading.

    unless you join the church of splendini

    and repent.

    some crackpot on the internet claims Kesha's 'Die Young' was the last song that was played in the Brazilian night club before the fire killed everyone.

    Ha ha!


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:45 pm

    Yeah, I'm not gonna say much more about this.

    Except the Youtube Video by a guy named John Todd who claims he was a record producer.

    The video is "John Todd, an Illuminati Defector, Explains the Purpose of Rock Music"

    He claims:
    1 - All recording studios have a "temple" that's hidden somewhere
    2 - The musicians take the master recording of their albums to the temple, place it on an altar and perform witchcraft by 'conjuring up demons'
    3 - The main purpose of rock music is to 'cast spells' on people.

    Is it all hooey phooey? Maybe. It's all pretty creepy to me.

    Watch the video and decide for yourself.

    Bye bye. I'm taking a hiatus from all internet forums for a while.

    You can start me up and I WILL stop.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:49 pm

    interesting video. check it out.

    he claims many rock songs are in 'witch language', so nobody can really know what they mean.

    unless you're listening while you're on drugs, in which case you can grasp some or all of the meaning.


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