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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 7:27 pm

    I'll eat my shoe if Poo is black. I guarenfkntee u that guy is the crackiest cracker you could ever meet.

    As for how I can discern his nationality I'll just say this. Even the most liberal Americans from the very country that took it upon themselves to enforce PC thought control on the white world, cringe at how far Canuckistanis take it.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:32 pm

    Jesus fucking Christ man.

    Hey Sciency, if I'm a black Canadian, are we still friends?

    Sun Tzu's first fucking LAW is know your enemy.

    And I don't know what the fuck I'm dealing with here.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 9:56 pm

    FFS I *know* u r not black. They call it the Great White North for a reason. Nigger'd need a set a long john's just to make it through summer. Rolling Eyes

    The chinese OTOH are immigrating en masse. That's ok, canucks won't mind being taken over by the yellow hoard since you're already a bunch of commies anyway.

    I only wish the US government would come to their senses and preemptively nuke all u dumb woolly mexicans. clown



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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:07 pm

    Psioncy wrote:FFS I *know* u r not black. They call it the Great White North for a reason, u dumb woolly mexican. Nigger'd need a set a long john's just to make it through summer. Rolling Eyes

    The chinese OTOH are immigrating en masse. That's ok, canucks won't mind being taken over by the yellow hoard since you're already a bunch of commies anyway.

    I only wish the US government would come to their senses and preemptively nuke all ur population centers. clown


    How the fuck do you *KNOW* I'm not black?

    Have you ever met a white guy use the word mothafucka with the same annoying frequency as I do?

    No, you have not, mothafucka.

    *YOU* *DON'T* *KNOW* *SHIT* *ABOUT* *ME*.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta me some fried chicken and watermelon.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:16 pm

    Oh please... Poo, you'd need to do a LOT more than pepper some motherfuckers into your posts to give anyone even the slightest impression that you are anything other than the very honkiest of honkies.



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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:24 pm

    I say motherfucker all the motherfucking time too. So r calling ME a nigger, motherfucker?


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:29 pm

    if the shoe fits, mothafucka.

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    Post  Psioncy on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:39 pm

    Well then at least I'm a nigger from a country that isn't half made out of ice. I mean come on, how utterly stupid is THAT Question


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:48 pm

    Psioncy wrote:Well then at least I'm a nigger from a country that isn't half made out of ice. I mean come on, how utterly stupid is THAT Question

    yeah well, we have Wayne Gretzky!

    hey fuck you man.

    i'm not ADMITTING I'm from Canada. just fucking with your head.

    i'll keep you guessing until the END of TIME, mothafucka.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 07, 2013 3:16 pm

    Psioncy wrote:I'll eat my shoe if Poo is black. I guarenfkntee u that guy is the crackiest cracker you could ever meet.

    I'm the whattiest what?

    Ha ha.

    I'm a puppet.
    I'm a poet.
    I'm a mothafucka
    who knows it.
    I'm a fat bastard.
    In.
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    Bell-ey.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 14, 2013 4:40 pm

    Here Sciency. I'll let Frank Zappa break it all down for you.



    Frank Zappa wrote:
    Whoever we are, wherever we're from, we shoulda noticed by now our behaviour is dumb
    And if our chances expect to improve it's gonna take a lot more than tryin' to remove the other race or the other whatever from the face of the planet altogether
    They call it "The Earth" which is a dumb kinda name but they named it right 'cause we behave the same
    We are dumb all over
    Dumb all over, yes we are, dumb all over, near and far, dumb all over, black 'n white, people, we is not wrapped tight
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:18 am

    What did you do Pi, shove a molsem up ur ass before CCTVtold you it was ok to do so?

    You remember Bob and Doug Mackenzie, those hosiers on the Great White North?

    What a couple of faggots.  Well the first one did ok, after that it was "Kids in The Hall"

    Holy shit, soooooooooooooo  fkn funny.

    (You have to understand that at that age all I got was Canadian TV stations)

    They even made a movie, which was not so funny.

    Kids in the hall is classic though.  U remember that one where they were French fur trappers traveling in canoes through modern canadian office bulidings?

    Grabbing workers that got set in their traps, then selling their pelts?

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL afro


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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 21, 2013 6:56 am

    oK, U SHOULD DO WHAT U PLEASE FOR UR FEMALE MASTERS....

    bUT U MUST REMEMBER ME?  yes, U WILL LOVE ME ALLL UR DYING DAYS.

    ii'LVE GOT BEETTTER TO THINGS TO THINK UOPON, BESIES UR FEILD=PLEA.  dENIDED.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:53 am

    goddammit, i wish i had 2% of the sense of humor those guys at kids in the hall had.

    even kurt cobain loved kids in the hall.

    we're gonna go django unchained all over your lily-white ass, you car banger mothafucka.
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:41 pm

    It sounds like you know every sketch the Kids in the Hall ever made, by *heart*.

    You are sooooooooo *busted*, u grade A mountie!  santaqueenkingfaraocheers


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:45 pm

    Don't fuck with my muslims, man.

    The Middle East might be my only way out of this fucking mess.

    Peace be to Splendini.
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:51 pm

    Yeah, that's a great idea, wrap a fkn towel around your head.

    It's sure to be an improvement over the tin-foil. 

    Let us know if camel cum tastes similar to moose cum.

    Or on second thought.... DON'T.


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    Post  The Great Splendini on Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:02 pm

    Just got off the phone with Mohammed.

    He said we should wrap a towel around YOUR head.

    And play pin the tail on the donkey with you.
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    Post  Psioncy on Fri Jun 06, 2014 1:59 am

    O Canuhhhduhhrrrrr! our home and gaytive gland!
    Blew gatriot-love in all thy sons-o-bitches cumand.
    With glowing farts we see thee weiners rise,
    The True North dong is free!
    And stand on tard, O' Canuhhrrrrduhhhhrrrr...
    We drink our own pee!!!!


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:47 pm

    In 1814 we took a little trip...



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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:49 pm

    Along with colonel Jackson down the mighty mississip.

    We had ourselves some bacon and we had ourselves some beans.


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:49 pm

    Then we slaughtered all the british in the town of New Orleans!


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    Post  Psioncy on Mon Jun 23, 2014 6:51 pm

    And when they tried to run away...

    We shot 'em in the ass!


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