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    I am MegaPood

    Post  MegaPood on Mon May 06, 2013 1:26 am

    Your downfalls begin NOW!!!
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    Psioncy

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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  Psioncy on Mon May 06, 2013 2:16 am

    Hi MegaPood, welcome to the forum. (Nice name by the way@!)

    I'm a little too fkd up right now to deal with orientation

    as I combined sleeping pills and alcohol again yet again.

    But.. duty calls. And this is my job after all. So let's get to it...

    Your name is MegaPood, which invokes the image of the all the poodle scraps that SK blew to bits into the far corners of purgatory and hell long ago somehow having reassembled into a single megalithic terrifying and unstoppable poodle enemy.

    Sweet! We would totally welcome that.

    And better yet you come with gifts bearing afar, and to top that the very greatest gift of all...

    Downfall threats, vague ones, against *everyone*.

    That's super great and we really appreciate it. However...

    We've had such a history of misleading DF threats never coming to fruition on here that in order to be taken seriously, you're gonna have to go through the proper channels to verify your claims.

    Please begin by filling out the i-90DF, which specifies the imminencey of any forthcoming downfalls. For example, are they at hand, upon us, or within the hour? Also if you are threatening multiple downfalls, you'll also be expected to fill out the addendum i-91.1.3DF specifying the order in which said downfalls shall occur.

    Pending such an achievement as in ever completing the filing process, let me be the first to say that we look forward to being DFed by you in the far-flung and indefinite future.

    Yours,

    -Psioncy


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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 07, 2013 2:25 pm

    hmmmm....

    first hunch says it's juana.

    but i need more posts to go on.

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    Psioncy

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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 07, 2013 4:39 pm

    True it's got Wewewawa's hallmark flashy WWF-esque in-ur-face style about it, but seeing as how he's been gone from TBJ for ages now I sorta doubt it's him.

    Wonder whatever happened to that guy anyway? (Cue the Wondertwins to claim a DF here!)

    Speaking of which, I'd guess it's UFC doing another pood impersation. Well, again, maybe not. Not his style. More likely to come straight out of the gate with pet/baby/butt rape material right off the bat.

    Monkey King and C_Z r still active posters, also Lizard King is good candidate here. It could even be you or I for all we know.

    So there you have it, my deduction skills have managed to narrow it back down to being absolutely anyone. scratch

    Yeah we'll have to see whether or not this m'fkr dares to come back and give us more words to analyze the crap out of.

    I bet he's a mega-pussy who doesn't. silent




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    "That's not really a plan then."
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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  Pompo45 on Tue May 07, 2013 5:44 pm

    Be interesting to see who this is.

    Don't think it is Wawa, he is too spankable these days.

    tongue

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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  yummy68 on Tue May 07, 2013 5:44 pm

    My guess is UFC.

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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 07, 2013 6:01 pm

    impossible to guess who it is actually. bad idea to even make an attempt.

    otto hasn't posted on tbj for a very long time either, right?


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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  Pumpo45 on Tue May 07, 2013 6:02 pm

    Otto wouldn't be bothered, I don' think.

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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 07, 2013 6:05 pm

    no i seriously doubt it's otto.

    just wondering what happened to him.

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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  mumbo98 on Tue May 07, 2013 6:42 pm

    It's quite weird when you consider they are all the same people all the time.

    How do they get here so fast?

    scratch
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    Psioncy

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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  Psioncy on Tue May 07, 2013 7:38 pm

    I think... but I'm not exactly sure... that Otter and Wawa also stopped posting around the time of my de-facto banning in early January.

    Could be they got caught in the same spam-filter ban as I did, weren't able to post for months and just gave up.

    Or... or... they may have headed to the US together to take advantage of gay marriage rights.

    scratch

    Occams razor states that the simpler explanation is usually correct.

    Therefore, we can safely assume they eloped and now merrily spend their weekends at rustic B&Bs and "antiquing" rather than smearing their juvenile horseshit across the internet 24/7.


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    Re: I am MegaPood

    Post  The Great Splendini on Tue May 07, 2013 7:44 pm

    i think they just stopped because the forum was getting stupider and stupider.

    there's another new user who registered.
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    He is a mix blood of wiwwawa+otto+MK+CZ

    Post  silkywave3 on Tue May 07, 2013 8:13 pm

    Surprised


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